One student in particular, Harley, is a very shy, hunky Aboriginal dude whose alcoholic mother (we hear) drinks away their entire welfare check. So Harley comes to school hungry every day and only eats food provided by our Breakfast Club and lunches shared by teachers.
Last week, Harley reached into his front jeans pocket and pulled out some unwrapped Gummi worms (candy) and offered them to me and some of the other boys in class. Such generosity!
Never mind that the Gummis were covered in pocket lint and God-knows-what, I ate mine and thanked him graciously. It was such a great gesture that I could not have turned it down.
(As an aside: once you've taken a random stranger's cock in your mouth, you become a lot less concerned about germs in general)
Just to tease the boys gobbling up their Gummi worms, I said: "Hmmmm..... I wonder when was the last time Harley washed his hands? Just imagine where they've been all day!"
The boys said "Ewwwww!" but kept on eating. Another boy, thoughtfully sniffed his Gummi worm: "Hmmm.... it smells like sweaty balls!" lol! We killed ourselves laughting. So funny!
Later that day, I was at our city-owned fitness facility in the sauna feeling like some pathetic, old perve, checking out some buff straight dudes, around 18 years old. The dudes were wearing boxers which they had first worn into the shower. (everyone is required to cover up in the sauna for hygenic rerasons)
One dude in particular was most spectacular specimen I've ever seen: 5'-10", lean, buff, sharply defined muscles and of Italian descent. His pale blue boxers clung so his pink ass cheeks were clearly outlined and in front, OMFG, an thick, eight incher flopped. Just spectacular!
Hunky Dude's Friend: "This place sucks. The sauna at the ____ Fitness Centre* is way better. (*a high end private gym). They have a sauna AND a steam room.
Hunky Dude: I never go into the steam room there, man. It smells like sweaty balls!"
So funny! Two references to "sweaty balls" in one day! Go figure!
The Italian dude's body resembled the dude, above left. But Italian dude was MUCH younger, more handsome and fantastically endowed.