Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Red Speedos

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When I last posted about Speedos, I searched unsuccessfully for this, my all-time favourite speedo picture.  Just looking a this picture gets me hard and leaking. 
  • my favourite view of a Speedo-wearing guy, straight up those forbidden inner thighs.
  • shapely calves and thighs, lightly furred
  • a lean, lightly-muscled "natural" man, not shaved, waxed, oiled or pumped up with steroids.
  • beautiful bulge, lightly hairy pits and perky nips
  • he's wearing a red speedo... my favourite colour of all!
Here is my fantasy:  I imagine myself coming across this beautiful man, unconscious but breathing. In my efforts to revive him, I rub my hands all over his body followed by a little mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Has anyone every heard of a "modified Heimlich maneuver" to revive an unconscious guy?  Take his package firmly in both hands and shove it up towards his shoulders..... I guess not...   ;-)

The only place to see Speedos in my town is at our local college pool with all the lovely swim team frat boys.  As an added bonus, the locker rooms have room-sized collective showers;  none of that bullshit with individual shower cubicles.  The swimmer boys are not at all shy about showering and walking around nekkid.


Twelve years ago as a "straight" guy, I used to swim for exercise but stopped because it was so boring. (what the f*ck was I thinking!)  As part of my spinal rehabilitation exercise, I think I will have to take up swimming again....

I leave the last word to Will, who commented (on my earlier post) on the benefits of seeing a guy wearing Speedos.

I prefer to think that the wearing of Speedos serves the same purpose as shrink wrap packaging of various goods at the supermarket. It uses as few materials as necessary to protect the goods, allows a visual confirmation of the relative size, shape and quality of the goods, and assures the consumer that the goods are not hidden or misrepresented by unnecessary packaging.

16 comments:

  1. I love speedos on a guy and always regretted the baggy, shapeless board shorts that so many young men with great bodies have adopted as the dominant style in swimwear. They have precisely the bodies speedos were meant for!

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  2. You're right BB, that was pretty funny...

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  3. Buddy, you are shameless. You know this turns my crank. I could faint from the excitement and need to be revived. I'll be wearing the red Aussiebum...

    Will J

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  4. Why, Mr. Robinson, I think that you are trying to seduce me!

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  5. I nominate WranglerMan for Comment of the Day (if not week).

    Will J

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  6. Thanks for the comments, guy!

    WranglerMan: I'm trying, I'm trying. Sadly, you are thousands of miles away...

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  7. nice photos, especially the hot guy in the last pic.....wonder who that could be?????

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  8. anne marie in phillyJuly 6, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    I want that last guy (wink wink)!

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  9. Like ur analogy of wearing speedos to shrink wrap! Thanks for sharing your fantasy....cupping a guys's package is quite daring - I dream about doing that to a couple of guys in my yoga class!

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  10. Yes, the last Speedo pic is me.... I rather like that picture. I'll post a 'front view' one day. I have some that look really good (I think) but they are from five months ago. On principle, I only post current pictures of myself.

    I have gained about 12 pounds recently*, so my mid-section is way too flabby for a front-view picture to be posted. It will have to wait until later in the summer. * The weight gain was due to five weeks of complete inactivity and lots of guilt-free, comfort eating!

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  11. Do you not realize that you are your fantasy man, great thighs and calves, nice fur, wonderful bulge and LONG stretches to the treasure spot .....Is it getting hot in here or is it just me??? Did I mention the GREAT view?

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  12. Alas I am too old and no longer in shape for a Speedo

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  13. SteveA: the shrink wrap analogy wasn't mine; it was from a comment from "Will" There are several Wills who comment on this blog. I don't think I know this one.

    Anonymous: thank you very much! You made my day!!

    UrSpo: I disgree! Here's how you can wear a Speedo.
    (1) Find a fabulous, flattering Speedo or square-cut suit in an amazing colour.

    (2)Wear it with a nice tight(ish) T-shirt which comes down only to the waistband of the suit.

    (3) Find a receptive audience to wear it for. The hot men at your Key West vacation retreat would be swooning with admiration and envy if you followed my suggestions.

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  14. Wonderful pictures - both of them. I needed that right about now - in more ways than one!!

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  15. That is a GREAT picture! YUM!!!

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  16. I love wearing my speedos...I just don't like wearing baggy things....In swim wear....Plus I notices my male bulge gets attention wearing speedos....My parents got me my first speedos.....Never had any problems wearing my speedos....

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