|Me in spandex ski tights.|
Recently, my youngest was a competitor in a bike race of 13-14 year olds. About half the boys wore spandex cycling tights or shorts. While I thought it was great that they had the self-confidence to wear spandex, I kept having to avert my eyes to avoid looking at them. Ick!!. Their outfits were so revealing! Awkward! As most were younger than my own children, I just didn't want to be forced to look at all of their jiggling bits.
The cycling coaches, however, were the most perfect specimens of manhood. They were all real men in the 35 - 50 age range with beefy cyclists' thighs, furry legs, amazing calves and bubble butts. They all, to a man, filled the fronts of their spandex shorts admirably ..... and caused a definite stirring in my nether regions.